Wanted: BFF N OKC 4 really sad person
August10
So, since my BFF N OKC Lorren is moving very freakin’ far away from me, I am in search of a new one.
Qualifications:
- Must be around my age. I guess I will be honest and tell you I will be celebrating the 8th anniversary of my 29th birthday in less than a month. (I said honest, not happy about it.)
- Must be willing to discuss all kinds of personal information including and not limited to your eating habits, personal cycle, afflictions on your sex life as you get older, and where new hair seems to be appearing on a daily basis. Again, that getting a bit older thing.
- Must be willing to deal with my minor neuroses and re-current self esteem issues.
- Must have kids who will like to play with my kids since my kids are almost always in tow. (Reia would like a friend who can sing every song to the High School Musical soundtrack!)
- Must think Hobby Lobby, Kohl’s and Target are the mothership trifecta (sp?) of shopping and you would never buy anything at Hob Lob that isn’t half priced. See next point.
- Must be okay with the fact that I am the most frugal cheapest person on the face of the earth.
- Must think Diet Coke is a sweet nectar made by the hand of God.
- Must understand Seinfeld is one of the greatest shows of all time and that The Office will be the next cult classic in the sitcom category.
- Chocolate is a food group. This point is non-negotiable.
- You will pretend to be healthy with me until it’s “that time” at which point you will ignore the mass quantities of food that pass through my lips. Better yet, you’ll eat with me.
- You agree that Chex Mix is best home made and only baked between late September and December 31.
- And lastly, you will console me as I grieve over my loss because Lorren is one of my favorite people on Earth. (Don’t worry Richelle, Theresa and Holly, Lorren has had to listen to me talk about ya’ll for the past year too!)
Awe- when I heard they were moving I instantly knew how that would impact you. It’s so hard to see friends move on. It’s great you ladies got so close though in the short time you have been here. You’ll find a new BFF soon because you are so darn easy to love
I know it’s hard.
You have my number.
Forevermore! Just move back to Dallas and you will have a whole slew of BFF’s! Just want to know where I rank on that list though…. JK!
If it makes you feel any better… since you left me I am still in search of that friendship. It sucks! I just want you to be here! I know God’s plan is bigger than me and my wants but it sure would be nice to have you here! 
Ixnay on the airhay, Robin!! Aw, I love you, friend! I wish I could pack you up in a box and take you with me. But then you’d try to tell me how to decorate that box and I’d have to send you back. Your friendship means the world to me and I’m going to miss you terribly. You’ve been my Biblical Abilgail and shown me what it means to be hospitable. I know we will still talk everyday and you’ll know every mundane detail of my life. I love you!
Um, I think you know my answers to those questions, my friend. Only issue is that I have two boys and you have two girls. But, we’ve already settled that one.
Let me know what I need to do to fill the spot
Sounds like a description of me except the close location. I am grateful to be counted as one of your earliest BFFs…before our bodies started getting older than we think we are. Hugs from Colorado!
I will be one of your internet BFF’s, but there is no way on God’s green earth I am moving again this year! I can fill every qualification, and since I am already 40, you will always feel young around me. Ha Ha!
Kidding aside, I really am sorry you are losing your OKC friend, and I do know how you feel since my sweet friend Tiffany just moved to Florida. Hang in there, God probably has that friend already picked out, just waiting for you to wake up and realize who it is.
This was a stinkin’ hilarious post! You said freakin’ in the first sentence!
You are so hilarious! I love your honesty… I don’t think you will have any problems finding your new BFF. I am also grieving about Haven’s departure because we were supposed to share grandchildren some day. Justus is so bummed that the girl of his dreams is leaving…
Age Range: Check
TMI sharing: Check
Low self-esteem neurotic: Check
two little girls : Check, I see your two and raise you one. (How does Reia feel about Hannah Montana?)
Hobby Lobby, Kohl’s AND Target: check, check, check (Does HL even sell anything for full price?!)
Frugaliti-ness: check
Diet Coke: Obviously
Seinfeld: um possibly, The Office: UBER check
Chocolate aficionado: check
Faux healthfulness: check
Chex Mix: Chex
OKC: Umm, sorry. Tulsa for lunch might work out though.
I’m sure you can find all of this anywhere in OKC, but it’s more than that. It’s that certain something that you get with your soul sistah’s that your really gonna miss! I’m so sorry. I know you both are going to be bummin’ for awhile.
rob,
sounds like everyone’s someone has gone for some reason or another….
Here’s a positive: Time to focus on________ &_______&_______. You fill in the blanks!
I know, it’s so much better(easier/more fun/hilarious/exciting) with your bff.
Call me anytime! I’m here! xo, mc P.S. I’m pretty sure I meet the criteria, but I’m actually probably cheaper than you!
Awwww, sorry your bff is moving
Maybe the new school year will bring a new friend!
Hmm would it help push me to the top if I tell you I can quote Seinfeld and I own the entire DVD collection??
I also have a dd that LOVES HSM….oh and I LOVE Jesus with all of my heart!
What a sweet friend Lorren has. I’m sure she is grieving just as much as you. =)
I fit all but one, me no likey diet coke. But, I take no offense for those who do becuase, hey, it’s still coke.
Ok you have been quiet long enough young lady! Are you ok? I am ust making sure there is no pit dwelling going on over there;-) I don’t allow pit dwelling…I will give you a day or two to sulk but then you have to tell me Gods promises and laugh your butt off….If you need a night out just let me know!
you are freaking funny